TONIGHT   AT    7:30  PINK TIME

A long time ago, in a galaxy

right fucking here . . .

Episode Negative 0.001

THE UNEDUCATED PLAYERS

Morons   have   decided  to  play  STAR WARS

 THE  RPG.  The   Game Master  has no  fucking

 idea  how  combat  works  with   this  system.

Tonight  we  join  them  as  they   attempt  to

wrap  their  brains  around  it.  Little do  they

know  that  their  DM  is  planning  to  be  off

drinking  out  of  sight  while  trying  his best

to  LEARN  the  GOD DAMN   FUCKING CUNT

SHIT  BASTARD   SYSTEM  THAT  WIZARDS 

FUCKING DESIGNED  FOR  THEIR  USE IN A

FUN GAME.  WHAT THE FUCK  WHO WROTE

THIS    SHIT!  I MEAN   YOU   PRACTICALLY

HAVE  TOBE  A GODDAMNED  REBEL TO  BE

 THIS JEDI  IN YOUR  ALL PARTY SYSTEM.

I MEAN CHRIST. LOOK AT IT. ITS ALL...

JEDI SHIT. EVERYWHERE. PRO JEDI.

THE EMPEROR WILL HEAR OF THIS.

TONIGHT   AT    7:30  PINK TIME!

FUCKING SHIT DICK REBELS!

FUCK THEM ALL! I KILL!

I KILL YOU ALL!

FUCK JEDI.