Engine Heart 50 END OF LINE

Shadow network executive summary_

Orbital payload launch capability in surrounding West Ash / East Sippi region: 2%

Options for orbital insertion: shuttle craft, modified ICBM, rail gun cargo lift

Threat level of overhead Peace Technology: Defcon 4

Personal Message: Good luck and Godspeed

END OF LINE

5pm EST (-5 GMT), Monday the 5th of March

A years worth IRL time and a robot's week of hijinks

See how it ends for these brave products of their time

PS you can buy yourself a copy of this poster HERE

Engine Heart 049.5 GAIDEN

Yeah Pinkbusters got cancelled for tonight.

Coming up quick to retrieve it. 

6pm EST Friday the 2nd of March

How the hell did this happen? 

Engine Heart 49

PeaceSats over EastAsh WestSippi region ONLINE

Primary Permissions: ANONYMOUS PRIME

Secondary Vetting: reestablished to Shadownet

5pm EST (-5 GMT), Monday the 27th of February

Penultimate processing 

Field formulated freedom fighters fragmenting

For more information CLICK HERE

NOT A TYPO Need to start an hour earlier this Monday Night

Sorry about the inconvenience

Engine Heart 48

 6pm EST (-5 GMT), Monday the 20th of February 

Apocalyptic upgrades and fanatical firmware

Closing in until the beeps become screams

For more information CLICK HERE

Engine Heart 47

 6pm EST (-5 GMT), Monday the 13th of February 

Robots polling with their pneumatics

For more information CLICK HERE 

Engine Heart 46

Shadownet Tac Update

Presidential Reanimation Protocols ENGAGED

NAU voting blocks OFFLINE

Economic Viability SCORCHED EARTH E.L.E. 

Orbital and Intersolar Holdings UNRESPONSIVE

END OF LINE

6pm EST, Monday the 6th of February

Consumer and private sector products

Making more of themselves and less of the landscape

For more information CLICK HERE

Engine Heart 45 RESCHEDULED

Yeah work has turned my dreams of pretend internet robots the night of Monday the 23rd of January into silicon ash.

ENGINE HEART 045 IS RESCHEDULED TO 6pm EST, Monday the 30th of January

PLAYERS hit me up at the contact info HERE so I can get things in order and provide more battery operated gutter bot fun for you.

ANONBOT CORES this applies to your networked Autonomous Equipment selves as well. Your sheet is HERE you look like THIS and THESE are your most recent recorded priorities, may the Users have mercy on your OS.

Engine Heart 44

Proper sealant is a requirement of all life support devices

Dumbseal tech is NOT self maintaining

ALWAYS do a visual and sensor check of equipment before activating enclosure

Remember: your safety is our safety

6pm EST, Monday the 15th of January

Rock'Em Sock'Em Synthetics

For more information CLICK HERE

Engine Heart 43

Movement logged in:Threed

Ash processor:Tufa Mills

Passengers: Mostly hardware

Comments: Signal noise got the whizzers riled

Forecast: Looks like inbound on the Tarmac and VtolPad

END OF LINE

6pm EST, Monday the 9th of January

Meatspace gets Metal

For more information CLICK HERE

Engine Heart 42

Putting the FUNdamentals into finance!

From the gleaming office tendrils of the Nautiloid Building.

We're your East-Ash, West-Sippi choice in an ever mutating market.

Trying to value yourself without giving up your citizen iteration?

Let us peel back the layers in a HACKLESS environment.

Iteration, Deliberation, Recreation - Zenubile!

Located in LARRYTOWN, NAU

6pm EST, Monday the 2nd of January

Roving reconstructions, Docked and Unloaded

For more information CLICK HERE

Engine Heart 41

Stadium Sec-Net_ACTIVE

Decibel range within racing safety limits_YES

Entrants in stadium_UNKNOWN

Possibility of Conscious or Autonomous Equipment rendered rampant_70%

Solution?_PAN & SCAN

Holiday shenanigans lead to last ditch attempt at weekly game!

6pm EST Friday the 30th of December

For more information CLICK HERE

Engine Heart 40

ShadowNetwork integrity 30%

Local node access_SECURE

Exterior Cloud status_UNVERIFIED

Biological Life Support_UNVERIFIED

Info Life Support_EMERGENCY POWER

6pm EST, Monday the 19th of December

Mass produced intelligence
fastened to marketable containers.

Digging up the past lest it 
collapse out from under their treads.

For more information CLICK HERE

Engine Heart 39

Thanks to Microwave for the flag design

 

Celebrate your way at the North American Union Day racing extravaganza!

Larry Threed Raceway presents the finest in high speed entertainment for the discerning viewer.

Environmentally controlled seating ensures a LIVE ATTENDANCE experience. 

6pm EST, Monday the 12th of December

Traffic Jelly and Camera Bread

Robots making the beast of a mad situation

For more information CLICK HERE

Engine Heart 38

 

For the vacation to remember come to Larrytown, NAU! Enjoy the sights and sounds at the Larry Threed Raceway! Sample our varied architecture with the world renowned Nautiloid Building. For a night on the town thrill at the mechanical mayhem in the Larrytown memorial Stadium! For more reasons to pay us a visit browse deeper in your AR prong-->

• The hometown of Horseshoe Motors, proud sponsor of the Threed 500!
• Placed 15th in the "Top 50 Reclaimed Habitats Post-Ash" by Fourth Estate Newspike
• A licensed and fully insured Pre-H+ Friendly community!

6pm EST, Monday the 5th of December

Lowest-bidder manufactured intelligences,   

Dreaming outside their whitepapers.

For more information CLICK HERE

Engine Heart 37

-internal clock battery requires replacement

-cerebral latency simulation incomplete

-genetic recompile corrupted

-resuscitation legal risk: 75%

-resuscitation viability: 35%

-Shadownet Override: DO IT_

6pm EST, Monday the 28th of November

Bots making all the Gynoids cry

For more information CLICK HERE

Engine Heart 37 RESCHEDULED

Due to IRL logistical mayhem Engine Heart episode 37 is rescheduled to Monday 6pm EST November 28th of NEXT WEEK.

Thanks for the patience.

PS-Blame the Koala

Engine Heart 36

 

_Movement detected in firing zone....

_Identified as sentient User class according to voice and biometric parameters

_Movement detected in home zone...

_User class ID matching firing zone report

_Interior defenses on standby-

6pm EST, Monday the 14th of November

Metal workers who work metal

For more information CLICK HERE

Engine Heart 35

_Propietary software retrieval in progress

_Primary systems under repair

_Structural damage not final

_What is going on? 

_Why can't I feel anything?

6pm EST, Monday the 7th of November

Constructed carrion cavorts contemptuously

For more information CLICK HERE

Engine Heart 34

Come see the construction museum memorial!

Honor the lives given in the record building of Tinplate Hills Arcology.

Visitor center and next of kin improvised housing on site!

School and telepresence tours WELCOME

6 PM EST, Monday the 31st of October

Robots rolling and never giving YOU the user up

For more information click HERE

Engine Heart 33

Thanks to Angry Marine for the image.

_STOTH deputized public safety units:

_ROBB

_Designation:Ravenously Obliterate Belligerent Bots 

_Anonbot

_Designation:Unknown

6 PM EST, Monday the 24th of October

Artificial arbiters ambulating aggressively

For more information CLICK HERE